Thursday, December 20, 2007

People That Need To Go Away In The New Year: The 2008 Edition

I have completed the research papers and now on to the final exams. My brain needs to shift gears so I thought a blog posting would be appropriate to spread some holiday complaining. 'Tis the season.....



Elisabeth Hasselbeck

Oh go heavens, how does she even manage to still hold a spot on a talk show? Well, considering it is The View, I guess I answered that question already. Such a hyper Red-State conservative, such an annoying voice, such an sassy Mrs. Priss who would be a verifiable no name without the namesake of her overrated hubby. If we can't get her completely out of the media than she needs to at least be confided to print.
Oh yeah, she also spells her name in that pretentious way. Yet another point to tally on to the list...

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Candidate For The Head Honcho Spot?

Hey, University of Michigan, have you tried giving this guy a buzz? I doubt he is very busy these days and he did know how to make the The Big Blue win.


Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Sunday, November 25, 2007

Awe, Come On Now!

So SNL has there "Family Thanksgiving Leftovers Special" yesterday and they fail to show the BEST Thanksgiving skit EVER. I searched YouTube to show those that have been living in a cave and have not viewed it but YouTube left me empty handed.

I am guessin that you are smelling the skit that I am reheating. You know, the Air Supply spoof with the big haired soft guys jammin to their "Holiday Love" song. Ahhh, that's good shit. SNL, you let me down!

I hope you and yours had a happy turkey day!!!

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Oh Lance...

Well, my original intent was to construct an open letter to Lance Armstrong inquiring about his recent rompage with a Miss Ashley Olsen, but as we all know, the picts tend to speak a little louder than the diction these days....


Lance: 1987

P.S. I dig the dude in the "ever so tight" zebra speedo charging out of the open waters...


Ashley: 1987

Monday, November 12, 2007

See it, now!



Ben can't act, luckily his little bro can do the deed. I will throw the Bean Town boy a bone: he can adapt a screenplay like no one's business and direct the pants off of any scene....

It was a movie that made me think more than any other film I can recently recall. I have to warn you that parents, esp. those with the little tikes, might have a difficult time stomaching some scenes involving unsavory child treatment, but if you can grimace past those moments, you are in for an inspiring ride. It embraces the culminating excitement of Crash.

Monday, November 05, 2007

Because Healthy 28 Year Old Elite Athletes Are Not Suppose To Go Down Like This...

'So tragic': Michigander Ryan Shay dies during race
Runner's death mars competition - Dedicated Shay had enlarged heart, dad says
November 4, 2007

BY JO-ANN BARNAS

FREE PRESS SPORTS WRITER

NEW YORK -- They didn’t speak at the starting line Saturday, in the anxious moments before the U.S. Olympic men’s marathon trials. But just three days earlier, Ryan Shay had let Clint Verran in on a secret.

“He had gotten married over the summer, and I could tell how happy he was,” Verran said of Shay, 28, who grew up in Central Lake, about halfway between Traverse City and Petoskey. “And he looked great — the leanest I had ever seen him, which was a good sign heading into the marathon. I told him that I heard he was dominating with his running group in Flagstaff (Ariz.). But he started talking about moving back to Michigan. He looked at me with a smile and said, ‘I’d be back if it was up to me.’”


Shay, one of the state's top distance runners and the 2003 U.S. marathon champion, died Saturday morning after collapsing about 5 1/2 miles into the trials race in Central Park. He was immediately given CPR, according to USA Track & Field. He transported by ambulance to Lenox Hill Hospital, where he was pronounced dead at 8:46 a.m., said Mary Wittenberg, president of the New York Road Runners.

No cause of death was released, but Joe Shay, Ryan’s father and high school coach, told the Free Press on Saturday night that doctors thought his son suffered cardiac arrest and had died “before he hit the ground.”

Joe Shay said his son had been diagnosed with a larger than normal heart at 14, after a bout of pneumonia, and again at 16, after an auto accident. Shay said doctors in San Diego last spring told his son that he might need a pacemaker in the future. Shay also said his son had a resting pulse rate of 25, less than half that of a normal adult.

“What made him such a great runner,” Shay said, “was probably what killed him.”

Shay’s coach, Joe Vigil, said Shay had no health problems going into the race. The weather at Central Park was breezy and cool, in the middle 40s, almost perfect conditions for a 26.2-mile race.

At the 5K split, Shay appeared to be in perfect position. He needed 16:53 to cover those 3.1 miles, a 5:26-per-mile pace. He was in 21st place, 33 seconds behind the leader but only three seconds behind fourth-place Kyle O’Brien and fifth-place Brian Sell, who, like Verran, run for the Hansons-Brooks Distance Project based in Rochester Hills.

About two miles later, still in the main pack of runners, Shay hit the ground near the Central Park boathouse, a popular Manhattan tourist spot.

An autopsy was planned.

“I want a toxicology report done,” Joe Shay said, “because I don’t want anybody ever saying Ryan used drugs.”

In the close-knit community of distance running — particularly among world-class marathoners — Shay’s death was met by profound sadness and disbelief.

Most runners began learning of the tragedy shortly after crossing the finish line.

The three runners who earned berths onto the U.S. Olympic team for the 2008 Beijing Games — a group that included second-place Dathan Ritzenhein, a native of Rockford, and third-place Sell, who lives in Rochester Hills — all had ties to Shay.
At the postrace news conference, Sell broke down and cried, burying his head in his hands.

“I’d trade my Olympic spot in a split second to have him back,” Sell said later.

Dedicated to his sport

Ryan Shay was born May 4, 1979, in Ypsilanti. He was the fifth of Joe and Susan Shay’s eight children. Running ran in the family. The parents are prep coaches.

At Central Lake, Shay was the first Michigan boy to win four state cross-country titles. He was a Free Press scholar-athlete award winner in 1997 and was class valedictorian with a 4.0 grade-point average.

Shay went onto Notre Dame, where he became a nine-time All-America and 2001 NCAA champion in the 10,000 meters. After graduation, it was his father who suggested he hook up with Vigil at Team USA California at Mammoth Lakes.

Shay enjoyed almost immediate success. In 2003, he became the youngest U.S. men’s marathon champion in 30 years when he won the title at 23. That same year, he also won the USA half-marathon championship.

In an interview with the Free Press before the 2004 Olympic trials in Birmingham, Ala., Joe Shay recalled his son’s work ethic.

“I remember Ryan going out when it was 20 or 30 degrees below zero, because he didn’t want to miss a training day,” Shay said. “I would argue with him after he’d come in coated in snow and icicles, looking like the Abominable Snowman.

“People would call and say, ‘Do you know your son is out there running in this?’ I’d say, ‘It’s called dedication.’”

At the 2004 trials, Shay was among the favorites, but he struggled with a hamstring strain and finished 23rd. He then tried several months later to make the Athens Olympics on the track but finished 10th in the 10,000 meters. Still, he won five national road-racing titles at four distances: the 2003 marathon, 2003-04 half-marathon, 2004 20K and 2005 15K.

Shay’s parents weren’t in New York for the trials, but were headed Brooklyn, Mich., for the state cross-country championships at Michigan International Speedway. Two Central Lake girls had qualified. The Shays were 15 minutes from MIS when they received the news.

Couple built for distance

Ryan Hall, whose winning time of 2:09:02 Saturday set an Olympic trials record, was one of Shay’s closest friends.

Hall and his wife, Sara, attended Stanford, where Shay’s wife, Alicia Craig, was a former NCAA champion in the 10,000. Sara Hall was a bridesmaid in Alicia and Ryan Shay’s July 7 wedding in Jackson Hole, Wyo. Alicia hopes to qualify for the 10,000 at Beijing.

On Friday, Shay and Hall went on a training run together — four miles through Central Park, Sara Hall said. Ryan and Alicia met two years ago at the New York City Marathon, which both had attended as spectators.

“Alicia thought he was going to have a good race,” Sara Hall said of Saturday’s Olympic trials. “He had an incredible ability to push himself. I’ve seen him collapse on treadmill tests before. He could push himself to the limit. I also saw a soft side of him with Alicia. You could just tell his love for her.

“I think it shows how fragile life is, the different extremes. You’re on a high one moment, yet something completely opposite can be going on.”

Verran, from Lake Orion, said of Shay: “Ryan and I were on the same world championship team in Paris in 2003. When he first came out of college, he was a real aggressive runner and very confident — he wanted to take over the world. He was a guy of guy who went for it. It wasn’t part of his nature to lay back.

“This is so tragic.”

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Halloween Party Picts!!


Wendy & the ref


Hustling


"Eat dip out of me!"


Words cannot desribe how fucked up this couple looks.


"I'm gonna get you, sucka!"


"Wake up scary clown!!!"


We are precious!!! MaryAnn is one scary dude!


Drunken Devil


Dwight & Angela


"Ready, aim....."


A crooked criminal, agent, cowgirl & hoochie. What combination!


The runner & Steve King's Carrie


Go Jen, go!


Priest & naughty school girl


"Shwiiiiing!!!"


Garth!


The Total Package with Bedtime Bear


Neil - AKA: The Chick Magnet


Da Carebears!

Saturday, October 27, 2007

A Holla At Ya!

Tonight is the anual Halloween shin dig. I am pumped, as I always am, for this night. You gotta love anything that involves costumes, drinking and fun. Perfection! Well, I am gonna hustle my bootie back into the kitchen to wrap up baking. Catch you peeps lata!

Friday, October 26, 2007

Are You Gonna Dispute Me On A Friday?

I say he is one of the best actors of his generation. GQ also happens to agree with me in this month's issue. So, you want to rumble with me on a Friday and tell me that ain't so, peeps? Come on, I dare ya!


Ryan Gosling

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Who are my boys that are going to bring home the bacon at the Men's Marathon Trials in New York on November 3, 2007?

Glad you asked, here is what I am tinkering with prediction wise....

1st: My blue collar work horse that was as sweet as pie while signing my poster at the Boston Expo in 2006...

Brian Sell


2nd: Steady and reliable adopted son who brought on the fury at Athens...

Meb Keflezighi


3rd: He is a youngen, but I think he has the goods. Oh yeah, I also dig his name.

Dathan Ritzenhein

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Such Things That Excite The Running Nerd In Me...

Which, now lets be honest here, is a big part of yours truly...


Saturday, October 13, 2007

Because It Is So Important To Remember & Think Of How Lucky You Were To Have Some Special People In Your Life...

Sitting here grading some essays this afternoon. The stack is composed of a mix of essays from my comp. classes. Some are of the descriptive nature -- "What would your dream house look like & why?" while the remainders deal with the process aspect -- "How can you and other students become a more effective student?". As my royal blue pen Pilot G -2 07 pen scribbles cautionary remarks pretaining to lack of transitions and fragments, I can't help but think of Kelly Lowe. I remember the insightful comments he used to make on his students' papers and I strive (even though I know I will never come as close as he was able to do with such ease) to ink my papers with the intent of providing a compass of improvement. I miss him a lot during times like this. It is important to remember the man and the lives that he touched in so many different ways.....

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Monday, October 08, 2007

Because You Know You Watch It Or Are Tempting To Sneak A Peek...

October 23 - The L Word - Season 4. Mark it down, take note, form a mental list. I intend to purchase and then, if at all possible, avoid tearing open the shrink wrap until that upcoming weekend. Come join up for some appetizers and wine. You know you want to. You know you are just a bit intrigued. Trust me and all the other loyal fans, it's captivating, alluring and well, just plain hot in that sort of way that other shows really can't comprehend. Showtime does it better, baby.

Sunday, September 30, 2007

Runnin & Clubbing and Such....

This weekend was the Akron Marathon & Alicia's bachelotte party. Needless to say, Saturday was an action packed and fun day.

The race went pretty well. I was gunning for sub 4 hours since I heard Akron had multiple hills. Well, I learned first hand that the hills were not a myth. Even though the race was challenging, the scenery was great - through the trails, parts of the city, Stan Hywet Hall Garden.... The race ended on the Canal Park - Akron Aeros infield. Brian ran nifty for the marathon and Lisa kicked butt in the 1/2. I was also pumped that I spied Joanne at one of the relay check points and Liz in the stadium at the end. Getting a cold can of beer from a smiling Brian and Liz was a great way to conclude the race. The coolest thing had to be spotting the Bill Rodgers (4 time winner of the Boston & New York Marathons). I was able to chat with him for a few minutes (I did not want to be one of those annoying runner fans all up in his biz). I told him how he was one of my personal running heros and asking him for some advice for the next 25 or so miles. He was a super nice guy that I am so glad I had the chance to run into, literally!

Alicia's festivities later that night were a blast! It started with dinner and drinks at Mexican Village then we headed back to MaryAnn's pad to indulge a little more and have the bride of honor open her naughty gifts. After chillin for a bit, and me getting a litte crabby pants due to a slight combo of tiredness/soreness/upset stomach (which thankfully only last a wee bit) we headed to West 6th in donwton Cleveland. We managed to due our part to keep Alicia drunk as we danced like the fools we were. Dancing was not too bad due to the muscle relaxers I took. Everyone kept commenting how they could not believe I was out after running that morning. I was lucky because I did manage to sneak in a power nap and improv. ice bath in the afternoon so that helped alot. However, I still think the gold star goes to Jen who managed to walk the Freedom Trail and climb all those fucking steps to the top of the whatever monument that was after running Boston the previous day. Shit, I have no idea how she managed to tackle that one.

I feel pretty good today but just as expected, sore as hell! Trying to stretch and ice alot. Only have a few rub marks from my sports bra and shirt so that is good news. Well, enough of my chitter chatter. Hope you pop tarts had excellent weekends as well!

Friday, September 28, 2007

Keep On Truckin...

I am running in the Akron Marathon on Saturday morning. As a personal favor, please feel free to send any prayers/ positive thoughts/warm & fuzzies my way either tonight or early tomm. in the a.m. I heard this one is a bear with the hills (thanks Liz!) so I don't think I am going to bitch slap it by any stretch of the imagination. Oh well, we shall see!

Sunday, September 23, 2007

What's Going On?

Hi friends, pals, lovers and everything in between. How are you? How is the hubby, the little woman and the kiddies doing? Good I hope. Sorry to be so distant recently. I could blame my absence on the start of the new semester with 8 classes in tow or me being a little on the road and a tad in the air, or the the fun festivities of Alicia & Johnny Boy's up and comin wedding, or the big Akron 26.2 finally up this weekend, but still I should have at least posted a half a line or two. Me naughty.

Chillin here grading some essays catchin a little show called The Family Guy. Otherwise know as the best f*cking show ever. Tonight is the Season Premier with a Star Wars theme. Love it so far because they have made shots out to one of my fav. films (Gia) and my dad & bro's obession (Dr. Who). Update, they just gave a zinger to the theme song from Tootsie. I love this sh*t a little more every Sunday.

Peace out cub scouts!

Monday, September 03, 2007

Thanks.....

For all of you that avoiding leaving smart ass Michigan comments on my last post. I know it was hard to fight that urge, but I am grateful that you did. Well, after Saturday maybe it is a good thing that I do not have The Big Ten Network because tvs are alot more expensive to replace than a small walkman after you chuck it in anger across your livingroom.

Friday, August 31, 2007

Reason Number, I Don't Know, 252,348 Why This Gal Needs To Gideeup & Get A Place Of Her Own....

Screw the bats setting up camp in my apartment, this gal needs to get some Direct T.V. The Big Ten Network is going to be showing most of the U of M games this season. That translates to me not being able to watch most of the none important, no conference, Michigan going to beat the holy crap out of em games that I used to be able to watch on ABC and ESPN 2. Damn it to hell! Because lets face, a fall Saturday afternoon without me watching the maize & blue charge the field ain't no fall Saturday afternoon!

GO BLUE!!!

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

It's a Hard Knock Life For Stew



"Hey, little Stewie here. Just taking a quick cat nap in my gay ass rainbow tunnel. I told my mom to take a break from her crap she learned from being 27 rant to let me diss my two cents. Besides, I believe that looking at a cute kitten provides more daily fulfillment than listening to my mom babble on and on. Gosh, she is such a freak. Well, at least she did start up with teaching once again so she has that semi productive thing going, for now. But lets face it, cracking jokes in front of a room of deer in head lights freshman that will laugh at just about anything due to fear of failure is not exactly breaking a sweat for The Man, now is it? Okay, enough of this psychoanalysis shit, I got some nappage to get back to. Later, yo."

Friday, August 24, 2007

What I Learnth From My 27th....

In sticking with the theme of me being maple sapish as usual when it comes to reflecting on instances in my life throughout a year at a particular marking point (per say the year end or a b-day), I have decided once again to bore you with my personal reflection points of this gal’s 27th year of skippin around town.

I am not going to do what people normally do and state that this past year was “the best” or “the worst” year of my life. Really I think that most, although people that have exceptionally stellar or catastrophic incidents occur during the course of a year do have a strong case, just use the generic labels of the best and worst because their brains are just too lazy to think back a few. Hell, I can get on board with this because I have been know to forget what I even had for lunch the day before. Okay, enough with this disclaimer shit…. Here is the rundown…. And just to make it a bit more digestable, I am going with one reflection per post. I promise, there will not be a super large number of them either...

-I learned that you can leave a job just as easily as it can leave you-

Although I did complain for various reasons about my job at the investment company and was actively on the prowl through the want ads, I still was sort of pissed when the company dissed me along with like 400 others due to the buy out. I guess this is business babe, but it did come as a sucker punch to the kisser. However, it also taught me to go out and persue what I really wanted - oh yeah, and it also showed me again how freaking lucky/blessed I am.

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Hell Ya!!!

This hoe or ho banger turns 28 today! Word to your mother, father and all your brothers and sisters!

Sunday, August 19, 2007

"Here We Go Brownies, Here We Go!!"

Okay, well they did not so much "go" until Quinn came in late in the 4th (which we missed, by the way) but I still had a blast at the Browns game last night. The Lions had a mightier roar but indulging in beer and nachos makes just about any situation an instant party.



Me, Andrea, Colleen & Gina getting our game faces/drinking faces on.


They were all sold out of hot dogs (well at least at the place we went to with the super long line). I know, WTF?? So Gina settled for the hot brawt instead.

Friday, August 17, 2007

"Hey Baby, It's Summer So Put On Those Shades & Hit The Pool."



I got the chance to venture out to Lisa's (my grad. school buddy) house in Medina to hit her pool with her cutie pie kiddies - Ayden & Evelyn. We swam, we ate lunch, we laughed --- we had a blast. Good times!








P.S. I was toying with making the subject line of this "You've Come A Long Way, Baby!" but I decided to hold off on the linkage to infants and cigarette smoking. Besides, the Lucky Strikes would've been a bit cooler in the cascading water opposed to the Virginia Slims.

Okay, The Rest of Bat Night...

My bro and dad, armed with a box, entered my room and closed the door. They were going to rumble while my mom and I stayed scared in the livingroom. My mom and I heard various noises as the bat flew in circles around my bed (great). After the fact, I heard that my dad tried to better the situation by attempting to throw random pieces of my clothing at the bat and rapidly ducking as the bat got close. My crafty brother was sly enough to trap the bat but the boys soon realized that the box the bat was confined in had handle holes. Yeap, you guess it, out flew the winged friend.

Eventually, they did trap it and release it. Thank goodness for dependable and brave family members that can help you out in the middle of the night! The next day, with still no contact from maintance, I went to the leasing office to do some serious bitchin. I understand that weird crap comes up in life (oh, I fogot to disclose that there was bat poo on my walls and bed too), but the the issue that really grinds me is that there was no follow up to the situation which I regarded as a pretty fucking high priority. They finally did come out as patch up the possible entry point for the bat that my bro detected. Hopefully I will be bat free in the future! Knock on wood...

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Things Gone Batty Continued....

Sorry, I took a minor hiatus from my bat story. In fact, I think I told most of my regular blog readers (the whole 4.5 of em out there) verbally about the fiasco, but for closure sake, here is the skinny of my scary black winged night flyer...

So Stewie, the wonder kitten, tipped me off that something was up in my room. After I saw the wing, I had amazingly enough freaked out sense to close my bedroom door to confine the bat. I then grabbed my cell and when to the hallway to frantically call my mom with Stew in hand. Due to my tone, she intially asked. "Are you being attacked??!!" After I told her reason for my wigging out, she said to call the 24 maintance number. I thought this would be a quick solution, however, it was false advertisement since my anxiously placed call went straight to an answering maching. WTF?

This meant I had to send in the troops. AKA: those family members with more guts than me to battle the bat -- my bro & dad.

More to come tomm. sorry, got to hit the hay!

Sunday, August 12, 2007

Rides, 20 Milers, BBQs & Flying Bats

Yes, all of these things are part of my weekend. Some parts were a little more terrifying than others.

On Friday I got the priveledge of going to Cedar Point with my bro for his company outting. The park was a bit crowded and it has been a while since I went to The Point around peak season. The longest wait we had was for the Maverick (about 1 1/2 hrs.) but it was waaaaaaaay worth it. That ride kicks your ass and does not even bother to ask for your name. Despite the matching arm bruises, the ride was fantastic.

My legs were aching pretty bad after Cedar Point but I still wanted to get my 20 miler in this weekend. I pulled a long run switchero this weekend because I did not want to do 20 duty on the weekend before my b-day. This girlie has got some plans to maximize fun next weekend and minimize the milage next weekend so that is why I swapped 12 for 20 on Saturday. The run was actually not too bad and I started to feel better as the run went on. I also got Lynn to buddy up with me for 8 of it. Later that night I got the reward of attend a good bbq at Alicia's parents' house (she was house sitting). The food was good and the big dogs all (labs, doodles and such) all played together smashingly.

When I got home on Saturday, I started reading on the couch because I was not sleepy yet. As I was reading, I started hearing werid stirs in the direction of my room. At first, I thought it was being caused by random kids in the hallway. However, as Stewie and I inched closer to my bedroom door, I saw a black wing fly by. It was a freakin bat! A black bat flying around in my bedroom!

More on this, I promise. Yes, the bat saga will continue in my next post.

Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Because Instead Of Grading Final Essays, Like I Should Be Doing, I Am Instead Going To Parade You With This Crap...

When I went to the vet last week so Stewie could receive his next round of "kitten" shots, Dr. Soma said that he was a "solid little guy". I think this is the polite way of stating that I might potentially have a soon to be fat cat on my hands. He is pretty hyper so he might be burning off some of that baby fat. But even if he does not, I can still be a chubby lover. Enlight of his situation though, I have adopted yet another name for the little dude. His most recent nicknames include "Beef Stew" or "Beefy Stewie". Feel free to address him as so when you come to visit. I think he is still a little too young to develop a complex about the name calling.


Sunday, August 05, 2007

Hmmmmm.....

Beowulf is coming out soon. Dare I make peace with the literary masterpiece that haunted me during my senior year of high school? I think I still have that group video around here somewhere. Shit, that thing took waaaaay too many hours to make.

Friday, August 03, 2007

School Daze

Cleveland public school are now enforcing standard uniform wear for the elementary & high school kiddies. Now how the hell am I suppose to tell the difference between the nice, sweet private school brats and the tough drug pushin public school thugs?

Wednesday, August 01, 2007

Past the Half Way Point of 2007....

Okay, I know that the month of June was actually the half way spot of 2007, but I failed to Carpe Diem that shit and instead I am going to work this blog posting now. I guess I was too preoccupied with writing about issues such as:

Monkey Mayhem


corn roasting


me drunkenly strumming my guitar



my bitchen kitten




instead of covering this. Yeah, I got those priorities in order. Okay, nuff with the bull crap, here is some of the best junkage that has gone on around me in 2007 so far.

Best dvd rental: Half Nelson. Ryan Gosling earned an Oscar nom. for his role as an inner city elementary history teacher trying to kick a nasty drug habit while attempting to keep his students honest. I don't think he could've played it better/ more believable and he definitely showed why he blows all the other male twenty-something actors (Josh Hartnett, Ashton Kutcher just to name a two) out of the Hollywood waters.

Best In Cinema View: The Namesake. Few film experiences have blown my mind like this film did, and I did not even read the book yet. A perfect plot, character development and climatic rising made me develop a new found thirst for knowledge of India.

Best new song ruined by stupid Jay-Z doing his rap thing: Amy Winehouse's Rehab. I love the soul and jazz effect that resembles a tune that could be blaring in a 1940's jazz club in St. Louis. Why did rap have to wreck a version of this great grandparents' age slice of retro?

Best worst relationship break up line: "You're a pain in the ass during the week and a pain in the ass during the weekend.". I know, ouch! However, the girl this was said to is as sweet as pie and funny as all hell. We laugh about it, even months later. We also find humor in the fact that the guy that said it is a tool shed that is most likely not getting laid.

Best worst excuse: "The cocaine in my jeans was there because I borrowed the pants. The crack was not mine." Thanks Miss Lohan. I think we all needed a good laugh. For some reason I doubt she really buys into that Sisterhood of the traveling pants ideology, but hey, ya never know.

Best example of when to use the words "I am fucking freezing.": 2/17/07 For MaryAnn & Paul's wedding we took pictures outside the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. I think it was a brisk 19 degrees that day. Did I mention the Rock Hall is almost in lake Erie, and the bridesmaids had strapless dresses and sandals on? Oh, and the photographer Nazi had to get that "just right" picture. Burrr baby, burr!!

The best question that I can think of to ask a female singer: "Who hurt you so badly Miss Kelly Clarkson?" You seem like a nice girl; want me to kick his ass for you? Her tone, her lyrics, her hard as nails stare down all signal that you don't want to be the next fellow to break her heart. It's okay Kelly, you'll find him some day, but until that time, keep rockin & rollin.


Okay, there might be more to come with this because I had some fun with this post. Got to get back to administering the final exam, I noticed a few wandering eyes...

Monday, July 30, 2007

"How's It Going, Sporto?"

I try my hardest to strive for balance in my life. Engaging in physical activity is one of those components that I believe helps to even out the scales of my life. However, this weekend, sport took the crazy upper hand.

Relay for Life was Friday evening through Saturday morning. We had tons of fun again this year and the weather was considerably better than last year (in 2006 it rained on and off through out the night). The only heavy rain took place early on and the rest of the duration of time spent outside of Tri-C was pretty smooth sailin. We were all startin to get a little slap happy by those early morning hours (esp. me) but boxing up pancakes and sausage at 4:45 in the a.m. will do that to ya.

Sunday morning was the Hall of Fame Race in Canton. Some did the 5 mile and a few tackled the 2 mile. It was my first time doing it and I admit that I enjoyed it. The course was scenic and well marked for milage. The hills were a bit challenging but the crowd support at the end was great. The best part was the brunch that the guys made for us back at their house. : )

When I got back home I headed out again to add on for my long run. I knew if I did not get back on the road ASAP, I would most likely crash on the sofa and look for every excuse in the book not to get my milage in. It was not as bad as I thought it was going to be but I was a bit spent by the end from the lack of sleep this weekend. Later Sunday afternoon I met up with Lynn, Lisa, Michelle and Alicia to watch them show off their mad tennis skills. I only subed in a few minutes but it was enough time for me to realize that we all need a healthy dosage of lessons from a pro. Oh well, at least we all had fun!

Hope you super stars had a spiffy one!

Thursday, July 26, 2007

A Little Boogie For Your Thursday...

Because lets face it, we all got a little bit of "the touch" going on. Dirk just has oddles of it...

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Things That Make You Go Hmmmmm.....


Why was Anderson Cooper in my dream last night? And no, it was not like that! Whoever can provide the best explanation gets a cookie!

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Things I Need To Wrestle

~ I need to get my hairs cut sometime soon. Got some serious split end action going on that needs to be addressed.

~ Going with the previous point, need to get highlights. I long for the days of lifeguarding sun blonde but those days, as well
as my dark tan, are long gone.

~ Need to get my packing on. No, I am so not headed for the "deluxe apartment in the sky" but I am going to boogie on over to a two
bedroom pad. Got some stuff in the process of being packaged but I need to kick it up a notch.

~ Need to find a replacement for my fav. pair of jeans. Holes in the bum and holes near other descrete areas translates to
retirement for my pair of comfy A.E. jeans. Got a 15% off coupon that expires at the end of this month so I guess I should
give a looky. However, I know that it's gonna be hard to replace my old denim friend. Sigh.. We shall see.

Monday, July 23, 2007

7 Random Confessions. Why 7? 7 Goes To Heaven.

1.) I like folk that originally resided in Ireland. I gets da Irish & da Irish seems to gets me. Could there possibly be other countries that I am missing out on deeper meaning with? I fear I need to dust off my globe and work on starting connections. Hello..... New Zealand? Or maybe I am just running out of people in the US of A that want to touch me. Whatever, I'll roll with it.

2.) Nothing has more energy in such a confined body mass than a two month old kitten. Holy shit. The world, or more like my one bedroom apartment, is his ultimate playground.

3.) I love Strawberry Milkshake Whoppers. They are better than winning ten bucks on a one dollar instant lotto scratch off ticket while sipping on a tall glass of Tang. Awe that's the good stuff, baby.

4.) I am still trying to put into a series of meaningful thought patterns why I was so let down by the film Evening. I was close to pee my pants excited to see it and felt hardcore robbed leaving the multiplex. Was it due to the weak story line, not up to par performance by Danes or lack in general of strong female characters? The ideas are still knocking around the penthouse suite and eventually I will unravel this lack luster mystery.

5.) Glenn Beck rocks my world. I wish I knew him personally because even though we could not go out for drinks (he is a recovering alcoh.) I would still buy him a seltzer with a twist of lime and just listen to him make commentary on everything from the threat in Middle East to Paris Hilton.

6.) My cat plays catch, but he also feverishly chases his tail in circles for 10 min spurts. He sports traits similar to his mom that high on her literary soap box 10 mins after defending her thesis, with honors, mind you, slams her right shoulder into a parking sign.

7.) I busted out my L Word season 1 on Sunday when I was grading grammar tests. The tests proved that fragments are a constant bitch for some students; The L Word proved that Shane has the best game in L.A. She scores more than the Clippers and Lakers combined. I want to be her or at least have her teach me just a little bit.

Sunday, July 22, 2007

Rollin With The Puppy....



My friends have been on a new pet kick recently. Rox & Neil got a pup named Reggie, Lynn & Bob have added Stewie's bro, O'Malley and most recently, Michelle & Jeremy brought Zada to Brooklyn.

I got the pleasure of taking Zada out on Friday while Michelle and Jeremy were detained at work. The Z girl and me had a blast attempting to play frisbee in the backyard and walking down the block. My favorite event was seeing her "try" to drink water outside out of her dish (which I later learned from Michelle that she considers it to be more of a toy). She likes to stick her paws completely in the water dish and try to swim. It was a very funny site to witness. Word on the street is that mom and dad are going to hook her up with a kiddie pool soon to do some water play. Because as we all know, swimming is what labs do the best!

Friday, July 20, 2007

It's Friday So Get Your Hula Hoop Out And Celebrate!


Look, Andrea is doing it so you all should! Also, while your at it, celebrate the good news of the week too!

~ John got a teaching job in Euclid! Rock Star!

~ Looks like Jenn is closing on her new house! Bravo for the homestead!

~ I signed a better than anticipated teaching contract at school!
Yeah for job security!

~ I saw Tammy's new condo! Get down with your bad self!

~ It's Jill's b-day today! 28 is the new 21!

~ Not news for this week, but fairly recent, Alicia got a raise! Raise the roof!!

~ Julie is leaving Key. Hooray for new horizons!

~ Big Bri & Teresa are having twin sons! Disco for bouncing baby boys!

Anyone else got good news? Spill the beans!!!

Friday, July 13, 2007

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Cute Kittens On The Prowl....

Taken from O'Malley & Stewie's play date last week.


Bob and the boys


I think this was taken just before they started attacking