Someone near and dear to me is paying homage to the favorite place for kids to gather. This was my list of warnings...
1.) Pink eye from the giant colorful plastic ball pit-o-fun
2.) The urge to dress up like big scary furry mouse in public venues
3.) The craving to quite your current life pursuits & become a professional skee-ball player
4.) The desire to adopt 50 screaming kids in the next 25 days
5.) An uncontrollable appetite craving for super duper greasy cheese pizza that has crust which resembles cardboard
6.) A tendency to pay for sex with "tickets"
7.) An intense sugar high that you cannot come down from
***Okay, that's all I got. I hope you had fun!!!!!
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