Thursday, October 05, 2006

Possible Extra Questions Given On My Midterm Tonight (some real, some not so real)..

~ Correctly spell the instructor's last name. I will give you a hint, it starts with an "M". It also has at least one strangely misplaced letter in the middle that you will most likely leave out. Don't feel bad, most have serious issues nailing the correct spelling but just give it a shot. See, and you thought looking at all parts of the syllabus was a bad idea!

~ Since Athena is stroke deprived and will accept compliments wherever she can get them, what was the subject of her thesis and which two books did she discuss in it. I mention it on the second day of class when you were probably thinking "Yeah, it's an MA from a local city school that is know more for its creative writing program than Literature track so sit your cocky mouth up."

~ What is Athena's favorite beer? Why is it her favorite beer? Does she prefer this beer in question because it makes her drunk fairly fast or does she have a soft spot for its smooth taste?

~ In "The Things They Carried" why do you thing First Lieutenant Jimmy Cross is so obsessed with the virgin/non-virgin state of his love Martha?

~ Do you think Athena has a snow balls chance in hell with the hottie at work? Can kindness and a quick witted sense of humor possibly win over adult onset acne, a smaller than average rack and other obstacles?

~ What is the function of signal words in a paragraph? Construct a well developed paragraph using at least 5 signal words.

~ Why does Athena constantly have issues putting dark blue together with black when making wardrobe decisions? Even after receiving many schoolings from Jen Dahler, why does Athena insist on going against the basic fashion rules? Is it because she is a rebel at heart or is it because she is just too lazy to preplan her wardrobe in the morning?

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