When The Weird Gets Weirder

So yesterday I decided to make a brief pit stop in the discount store next to the Chinese restaurant. I had about ten minutes to kill before my pick up order was going to be ready so I thought why not amuse myself with browsing through trinkets instead of paging through stained, bent paged copies of People from 1998.

This choice soon proved to be an excellent one. I spied it on the top shelf down the floor zone graced with phone cards and first model cd players that most likely skip all around town at the thought of it's consumer moving while enjoying tunes.

This gadget appears to be a lady, with a swan. There is also the added bonus of a phone and lamp attached. I have no idea who made this, how much it costs (I looked, there was no price tag)or who the target audience is for this item of splendor. All I know is that I must have it!